If You Love Someone, Set Him/Her Free! –> just for fun!

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If you love someone,

Set her free…

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was….

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Now the New Versions…..

Just enjoy and relax…..sesekali posting yang santai…btw ini bukan posting asliku kok…cuma pas ketemu saat stress, lumayan manjur…hehehe

 

Pessimist:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

 

Optimist:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

Don't worry, she will come back.

 

Suspicious:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

 

Impatient:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

 

Patient:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back …

 

Playful:

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If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

Set her free again, repeat *

 

C++ Programmer:

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if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she= new CShe;

 

Animal-Rights Activist:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

 

Lawyers:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial

Freedom Act clearly states that…

 

Bill Gates:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that

she's also going to get an upgrade.

 

Biologist:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

 

Statisticians:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's fans:

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If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

 

Over possessive person:

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If you love someone

Don't set her free.

 

HR specialist:

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If you love someone

Set her free by

Offering her VRS and other benefits

Then outsource her.

 

MBA:

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If you love someone

Set her free instantaneously

And look for others simultaneously

 

Psychologist:

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If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

 

Somnabulist:

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If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

 

Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind):

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If you love someone

Set YOURSELF FREE

If she asks you why

Say you don't give a damn.

 

ERP functional expert:

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If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't,carry out a gap-fit analysis

 

Finance expert:

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If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back its time to look fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

 

Marketing Expert:

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If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

Jadi….anda termasuk yang mana? Hehehehe