Dog person

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

 

Mark Twain

 

I have a confession, I’m afraid of dog, phobia to be exact. When I was little, I was bitten by a dog, a big black, maybe a rabies dog (maybe that’s why my mind is kinda twisted till now). To make it short, I hate dog. I even prefer cat, which is an a$$hole creature, they come & go just like they don’t need you, the owner.

When I was gone to college, I live in a boarding house, to make it worse, that house feeding & training a dog, a stupid one called Kum-Kum. That dog hates me, he always barking, ramming his body on me, sometimes bit me. But I’m not leaving the house, why? Cuz I believe, something that don’t kill you, will only make you stranger (Ok, it’s cuz the rent are cheap & had great facility). One last offence of this critten is when my friend introducing me to his “best friend”, Putih, a small, I admit he’s cute, dog. Putih always annoyed me, played around me, licking my shoes or something, bitting my jeans, etc. Bottom line, I hate dog, I hate Putih.


Putih actually look kinda like this. I don’t know what kind of breed this is

One day, a friend of mine forwarding me an e-mail, maybe you also already read about this, called a dog’s thought. That e-mail tells me about why dog called man best friend.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.  Anonymous

 

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Ben Williams

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

 -Josh Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

 

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people.

Anonymous

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .

Unknown

 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein


 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

 

Really, I haven’t smile & laugh so sincere in awhile, really all those quotes are good, especially all the image of those cute pupies. It really makes me try to reconcile with dogs, or anything I ever hate in life. I’m really intrigued, and touched, especially the last phrase from that e-mail : The reason why you’re receiving this is dogs can smell a good person a mile away! PS: Putih miss you, he needs your jeans to strengthen his teeth. Yeah right, why don’t you give him your own pair of jeans, you Dweep.


 

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